Hey Gang,

Sorry I've been silent for so long.

I'm working on a mega post that will explain everything... the silence, the upcoming life changes, the car accident, the mystery trip, the birthday party where I end up making everyone feel awkward and horrible and totally piss off someone without intending to do so and the compromising photos of me, a goat and Geraldo Rivera. It's all going to be in the next post, with pictures (of the birthday party, not of Geraldo so long as he pays up).

In the meantime, follow this link to one of the greatest moments in live TV in recent memory. It is safe for work, so long as you're allowed to watch stupid shit at work.

Huzzah.

P.S. And apologies to everyone I recommended watching the 2girls1cup video to, and also apologies to my eyes for seeing it. It makes Tubgirl look like a Christmas card photo.