On Headline News at the gym over lunch today, on the screen beneath the headline "Rove Resigns" read the subhead:
"Bush: We're still going to be friends."

The picture on the screen was a press conference with Rove standing behind Bush.

Oh good. They're still going to be friends. I'm so relieved...

Wait... who gives a shit?!?

Seriously, even if you're the most ardent "Bushie" out there, do you really care that he and Karl "Turd Blossom" Rove are still going to be friends? Really?

I just don't believe it. Seriously, folks. Is this news? What the hell?

(Huzzah)