Goofballs and More Found Audio!
It’s time for visiting family, being cold and trying not to go insane. (Good luck.)
To provide a salve to the upcoming holiday madness I have some crumbs from my comedy table for you:
First off, nice juxtaposition:
(actual screencap
from BoingBoing)
BoingBoing has been rife
with ads about the BB Storm (the iPhone killer,
donchaknow.) But sometimes that ad placement can be a
bitch. Particularly when it shows that fancypants
Brit comedian Stephen Fry hates the crappy new
RIM-bomination. It’s commonly understood that I’m an
Apple Fanboy, but once people start making the
“Item-X” killer, then it’s already too late to kill
Item-X. It has become the new standard by which
things are measured. Was there ever an iPod killer?
The Zune? Hello? Anyone? But I digress.
I have a new clip up on
Found Audio! And for anyone who
has ever worked with a voice actor or in radio
production, it’s a classic.
Enjoy.
Finally, why is this snowman so intent on committing
suicide?
So to clarify, if you are
a sentient living snowman with a lemon(?) for a nose,
then your natural instinct will be to murder yourself
with a boiling hot cup of Dr. Pepper with a lemon
slice floating in it. If you’ve ever opened a Dr.
Pepper that’s been sitting on your dash in July and
taken a big swig of it, then you pretty much have an
idea of how vile this concoction must be. That
snowman’s smile made of raisins(?) will soon collapse
to the ground in a puddle of sizzling steam with a
tophat and scarf.
Merry Xmas everybody! Sheesh.